Pigeons in the Jungle
This town never lets a cartoonist down.
We have a problem with pigeons in Paul Brown stadium. Apparently they chill in the rafters and beams of the roof canopy and poop on the fans during games. Officials are seeking the city's blessing to shoot the birds.
If there was ever a case for using the s-word in the newspaper, it was in today's lede. It should have read, "In Paul Brown Stadium, the s--- is hitting the fans." (Instead it said poop.)