Pigeons in the Jungle
This town never lets a cartoonist down.
We have a problem with pigeons in Paul Brown stadium. Apparently they chill in the rafters and beams of the roof canopy and poop on the fans during games. Officials are seeking the city's blessing to shoot the birds.
If there was ever a case for using the s-word in the newspaper, it was in today's lede. It should have read, "In Paul Brown Stadium, the s--- is hitting the fans." (Instead it said poop.)
posted by Jim Borgman at 2:29 PM
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Post a Comment*I just don't understand why cincinnati keep any of their stadiums clean, ever; the Reds stadium was always filthy, and Jacobs field was always clean; not sure what the difference was, and it wasn't birds
are they going to be shooting the birds while the game is in process, or before or after; doesn't make sense
i think they grow pigeons in cleveland
Hartford, CT imports birds to take care of the rats; sometimes it works, most times it doesn't
if we could just get rid of the cockroaches...and flying pigs!
I think Mike Brown should be allowed to decide how to handle this poop problem. Could be entertaining! Mike / Katie / Pete / etc???
I'll admit, that "hit the fans" line is the funniest thing I've seen all day!
Maybe you could have something block the appropriate letters in "s"? Worked great in "Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars" (and on a much nastier word)
why doesn't the mayor call the national guard again...!
more beer, always saves the day, and if there's some left over, give it to the pigeons!
madd upside down: whatever against peeing pigeons
what about a pigeons vs fans game?
baseball hats, the flat part keeps the poop out of your eyes, nose and mouth; maybe should wear helmets, mouth guards and other protective gear
Cincy's s- stinks, too!
pigeons usually go where its dirty
Cincy wears parrots on their heads at jimmy buffet concerts, why not pigeons at football games? could catch on...!
how do you spell cincinnati? w*h*i*n*e
what about all the deer all over the state of ohio? puting drivers at risk
i bet the cockroaches are cheering too!
Best of Luck to you, Jim. I am leaving this sorry town and I hope I never have to come back!
If the Bengals keep playing like they do, the pigeons will leave in disgust.
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