Harang, Harang and Pray for Rain
Any ideas how to end the hex on the Reds? Like the Curse of the Bambino, it seems to me the Reds have had nothing but bad luck since they traded Merv Rettenmund. What can they do to lift the curse?
Bronson Arroyo could donate his hair to Locks of Love.
Erect a sacrificial altar in the bullpen and offer up a middle reliever each night.
Ryan Freel could throw himself into a volcano.
Other ideas?
posted by Jim Borgman at 8:35 AM
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at 6/5/07, 11:37 AM 
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Post a Comment*Tribal dances during the 7th-inning stretch? Though by that point they'd probably already have a double-digit deficit.
Stay away from anything 'tribal' or 'ethnic' - the PC police may show up at your door. There's always someone looking to sound the racism alarm.
Someone needs to invoke the ghost of Marge Schott if you know what I mean.
Ha! The PC Police. Those guys need to get over it. I see no problem with going "ethnic." The only way to bridge the racism gap is humor.
I live with a very diverse set of people and the way we josh about our ethnic differences is one of the things that makes us all the same.
Why not kill two birds with one stone? How about we solve the problems of the Reds and the Bengals at the same time. How about the Underground Museum bridging the gap of winning and being good citizens in the city! We could put a bridge over the museum that links the two sports franchises together with the calling of the city's fathers to come to the riverfront to support our whole community!
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