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Jim Borgman has been the Enquirer's editorial cartoonist since 1976. Borgman has won every major award in his field, including the 1991 Pulitzer Prize, the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben Award for Outstanding Cartoonist of the Year in 1993, and most recently, the Adamson Award in 2005 as International Cartoonist of the Year. His award-winning daily comic strip Zits, co-created with Jerry Scott, chronicles the life of 15-year-old Jeremy Duncan, his family and friends through the glories and challenges of the teenage years. Since debuting in July 1997, Zits has regularly finished #1 in reader comics polls across America and is syndicated in more than 1300 newspapers around the world.

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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Harang, Harang and Pray for Rain

Any ideas how to end the hex on the Reds? Like the Curse of the Bambino, it seems to me the Reds have had nothing but bad luck since they traded Merv Rettenmund. What can they do to lift the curse?

Bronson Arroyo could donate his hair to Locks of Love.

Erect a sacrificial altar in the bullpen and offer up a middle reliever each night.

Ryan Freel could throw himself into a volcano.

Other ideas?


5 Comments:

at 6/5/07, 11:37 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tribal dances during the 7th-inning stretch? Though by that point they'd probably already have a double-digit deficit.

 
at 6/5/07, 11:52 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay away from anything 'tribal' or 'ethnic' - the PC police may show up at your door. There's always someone looking to sound the racism alarm.

 
at 6/5/07, 12:11 PM Anonymous Mr. Whig said...

Someone needs to invoke the ghost of Marge Schott if you know what I mean.

 
at 6/5/07, 12:57 PM Anonymous Chuckie G. said...

Ha! The PC Police. Those guys need to get over it. I see no problem with going "ethnic." The only way to bridge the racism gap is humor.

I live with a very diverse set of people and the way we josh about our ethnic differences is one of the things that makes us all the same.

 
at 6/5/07, 8:28 PM Blogger Guy said...

Why not kill two birds with one stone? How about we solve the problems of the Reds and the Bengals at the same time. How about the Underground Museum bridging the gap of winning and being good citizens in the city! We could put a bridge over the museum that links the two sports franchises together with the calling of the city's fathers to come to the riverfront to support our whole community!

 
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